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Sunnudagurinn 4. júlí 2004
HUNDUR AÐ NAFNI SEX
 Usually people call their dog something
like Fido or Rover.
I call mine Sex!
Now sex has caused me lots of problems.
Last night, sex ran off again and I spent hours looking
for him. A policeman came up to me and asked what I was
doing loitering around at 4.a.m.!
I said I was looking for Sex. My case
comes up next Monday. When I was arranging my marriage,
I told the priest that I wanted to have sex at the
wedding. He told me to wait until after. I said “but my
whole life has come to revolve around Sex” He said he
didn’t want, to hear about my solid life and would not
marry us in his church. I told him that everyone coming
to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. He then
changed his tune and said that we’d be very welcome in
his church.
When we went on honeymoon, I took the dog
with me. I told the receptionist that I wanted a double
room for my wife and me, and a special room for sex. He
said that every room in the hotel was for sex. I said
“you don’t understand sex keeps me awake at night” The
receptionist replied, “ Me too” .
When my wife and I separated, we went to
court to fight for custody of the dog. I said “ But your
honor, I had sex before I was married”! The judge said
“me too”. Then I told him that after I was married, sex
left me. He said “me too”
The thing is........I still love sex. |